I didn't tell you to reassure you, I did it for me.

good for you dude. 

It is funny how you say you don’t love me anymore, but you still feel the need to remind me and assure me that it’s true.

I have a bunch of clothes on My floor that i wish were yours.

Ya know, I thought i would be surrounded by kinda ugly people working at Chuck E. Cheese, but no

These are my coworkers.

When you call the cheer coach a poon and can’t perform.